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       The Bible tells us the Lord God made every Plant before placing it in the earth. The Earth 
was dusty because He had not yet caused it to rain.

        But all was well with the Plants. At that time they were tiny bundles of  DNA with instructions 
on how to grow and bloom after they were placed in the Earth. They lived in a spacious wing of 
Heaven called the Molecular Garden. There were no predators. Angels came by often to goggle 
at these tiny creations who would be permitted to journey to Earth while they, larger and smarter 
creations, had to remain in Heaven.

        The Angel Lucifer came almost every day. Most days he wondered aloud why he could not go
to the Earth. The other Angels explained that going to the Earth, or doing anything but being an 
Angel, was not in the Lord God's plan for them.

        Time passed. The Lord God took dust from the earth and created a man. Then He caused it to 
rain. Next morning, He called all the inhabitants of Heaven together to say good-bye to the Plants. 
He would plant them in a garden, eastward of a place called Eden on the Earth. They would grow 
and supply the needs of the man who was to be put there. The Plants were a riot of greenery, anxious 
to be planted.

        While God was planting the Garden of Eden, Lucifer called all the Angels together. He demanded 
to know, "Why are Plants allowed more privileges than Angels? And this new creation, man, why is
he being treated so special?"

        The Lord God returned from planting the Garden of Eden to find Lucifer leading the Angels in 
revolt. Lucifer, the Angels declared, would be their new leader. The Lord God ended the revolt with 
one word, "No," and one action; He threw Lucifer out of Heaven.

        The Angels repented and wondered where Lucifer would go. They saw him settle in a place that
in the distant future would be called the South in a country called the United States. This was the 
most beautiful place on Earth, the Lord God's finest creation. Alarmed, the Angels told the Lord God 
where Lucifer had gone.

        "Fear not, dear Angels," the Lord God assured them with a smile. "I altered the DNA of one of 
the Plants. Everywhere Lucifer goes, this plant will grow and protect the land from him. I named 
the plant Kudzu."

        Now you know why the Devil himself
                                can't do anything with kudzu!

(Copyright 1997)

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